I recently facebook friended the other two Paul Tunises out there. Paul Tunis of Lancaster, PA accepted though we have yet to “poke” each other. I figure I friended first, etiquette dictates he be the initial poker. Ball’s in your court, buster.
As of this date a Mr. ”Paul Tunis” of Fort Lauderdale, FL has not approved my fake-internet-friendship. This, I think most will agree, gives me the right to publicly slander him. Paul Tunis is a vile rapscallion with an unnatural fondness for sex-style intercourses with the fathers of terminally ill children while dressed as Santa. I don’t much care for Paul Tunis nor do I condone his rakish lust-practices, and hope he meets a violently painful end.
I hope he regularly googles our name. (You know what I want to make the lies stop.)